'Smash Me' plate to relieve bureaucratic frustration. Twisted Twee bespoke garments

'Smash Me' plate to relieve bureaucratic frustration. Twisted Twee bespoke garmentsTrying to access an appointment with your doctor? Deal with a minor tax issue or persuade royal mail that you waited in all day like you were asked to? Hmmmm. before you tear your hair out, your partner's hair out or the dog's hair out, you might like to take it out on a second hand plate, customised for the job. Once you place the order, I'll scurry around to find a suitably decorative, good intentioned plate for you to wreak havoc on. The type is

And we think that's a tragedy

The prints are flock transfers of the very highest quality so the design has an appealing tactile finish

or cuddly rodent or anything else that you are happy to cradle on your lap

It's from the 1960s and made by Berry Furniture

There are two designs: Red embroidered stitching on soft green gingham and black organic silk-screened print on white cotton

This is perfect pub wear for the pre-pubescent punter

so please make sure you opt for the one that relates to your position in the bed

It is hand printed onto a preloved marino wool top in good nick

Excellent condition

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It feels lovely

A vibrant